THE BODY BAG EPISODE 🎯💀

Hubert Phan: and she took a full swing at an overhead. It just hit me right in the chest.

SAM MAC: she took a full swing at an overhead and just hit it just hit me right in the chest.

Dylan Vaughn: she took a full swing at an overhead and just hit it just hit me right in the chest.

SAM MAC: and then if it's in a tournament I just stare at them like Kobe Bryant.

Hubert Phan: and then if it's in a tournament I just stare at them like

Dylan Vaughn: and then if it's in a tournament, I just stare at them like Kobe Bryant.

SAM MAC: I was playing against Sam, I serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Dylan Vaughn: I was playing against Sam, serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Hubert Phan: I was playing against Sam, I serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Dylan Vaughn: Right off Sam's head.

SAM MAC: Right off Sam's head.

Hubert Phan: Right off Sam's head.

SAM MAC: this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs

Dylan Vaughn: this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs

Hubert Phan: this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs

Sam Orlansky: I met you and Sam at Fairbrook one day. Maybe hitting him in the nut. that guy.

SAM MAC: There's a lot of places that you're supposed to hit a pickleball. The open court, down the middle, at somebody's feet, but every once in a while the target has a heartbeat.

Dylan Vaughn: There's a lot of places that you're supposed to hit the pickleball. The open court down the middle at somebody's feet. But every once in a while, the target has a heartbeat.

Hubert Phan: There's a lot of places that you're supposed to hit a pickleball. The open court, down the middle, at somebody's feet. But every once in a while, the target has a heartbeat.

SAM MAC: Welcome to the body bag episode.

Hubert Phan: Welcome to the Body Bag episode.

Dylan Vaughn: Welcome to the body bag episode.

SAM MAC: What up, what up, what up, pickle heads!

Dylan Vaughn: What up, what up, what up, pickle hands.

Hubert Phan: What up, what up, what up, pickle hair.

SAM MAC: Alright, alright, alright. Welcome to the body bag episode. I'm very excited. I've got my usual panel of badass hard hitters. I'm gonna start with the guy that everybody loves, fan favorite, Dylan Vaughn. Here we go.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, all right, all right. Welcome to the body bag episode. I'm very excited. I've got my usual panel of badass hard hitters. I'm gonna start with the guy that everybody loves. Fan favorite, Dylan Vaughn. Here we go!

Hubert Phan: Alright, alright, alright. Welcome to the body bag episode. I'm very excited. I've got my usual panel of badass hard hitters. I'm gonna start with the guy that everybody loves. Fan favorite, Dylan Vaughn. Here we go. go. Let's go, baby.

Dylan Vaughn: go. Let's go, baby.

SAM MAC: Let's go, baby. I love your walk-up music.

Dylan Vaughn: I love your walk up music.

Hubert Phan: I love your walk up music.

SAM MAC: man, that never gets old. Welcome back, my man. I'm so happy to be back, Sam. So Dylan, last time you were on the show, you basically blew up the internet. I wouldn't say blew up the internet. I put a dent in it. You basically blew up the internet Internet. Like I said, fan favorite. He's back. So Dylan, one of the things that you mentioned to me and one of the themes of our episode was that

Hubert Phan: man, that never gets old. Welcome back, my man. I'm so happy to be back, Sam. So Dylan, last time you were on the show, you basically blew up the internet. I wouldn't say blew up the internet. I put a dent in it. You basically blew up the internet. Like I said, fan favorite. He's back. So Dylan, one of the things that you mentioned to me and one of the themes of our episode was that

Dylan Vaughn: man, that never gets old. Welcome back, my man. I'm so happy to be back, Sam. So Dylan, last time you were on the show, you basically blew up the internet. I wouldn't say blew up the internet. I put a dent in it. You basically blew up the internet internet. Like I said, fan favorite. He's back. So, Dylan, one of the things that you mentioned to me, and one of the themes of our episode, was that

Hubert Phan: the

SAM MAC: the thing that you wanted to be remembered most by was to be nice and kind. And here you are, sitting on an episode about body bagging. So are you a body bagger or are you nice and kind? No, I'm a body bagger. Today you're bagging.

Dylan Vaughn: the thing that you wanted to be remembered most by was to be nice and kind. And here you are, sitting on an episode about body bagging. So are you a body bagger or are you nice and kind? No, I'm a body bagger. Today you're a body bagger.

Hubert Phan: The thing that you wanted to be remembered most by was to be nice and kind. And here you are, sitting on an episode about body bagging. So are you a body bagger or are you nice and kind? No, I'm a body bagger. Today you're a body bagger. Dylan, I'm so happy you're back. thanks for having me, Sam. I'm so happy to be back,

SAM MAC: Dylan, I'm so happy you're back. thanks for having me, Sam. I'm so happy to be back,

Dylan Vaughn: Dylan, I'm so happy you're back. thanks for having me, Sam. I'm so happy to be back,

SAM MAC: the next one is the young Padawan. But I'm not gonna introduce him. I'm gonna call back to my boys from Fairbrook, Unc Alert Episode Three, and they're gonna introduce him.

Hubert Phan: The next one is the young Padawan, but I'm not gonna introduce him. I'm gonna call back to my boys from Fairbrook, Uncleert, Episode Three, and they're gonna introduce him.

Dylan Vaughn: the next one is the young Padawan. But I'm not gonna introduce him. I'm gonna call back to my boys from Fairbrook, Uncleert, Episode Three, and they're gonna introduce him.

SAM MAC: Your turn. Nicest person. Clyde. Clyde. Clyde, easily.

Dylan Vaughn: Mm. Mm-hmm.

Hubert Phan: Mm.

SAM MAC: Although Hubert's a front runner too. Hubert. Hubert's a front runner. Hubert is a front runner. He just doesn't show up enough. Hubert Yeah. Where are you? Hubert.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah

Hubert Phan: You

SAM MAC: I love my UNCS Here we go. I just wake up too early.

Dylan Vaughn: I love my ownks. Here we go.

Hubert Phan: Here we go. Uber bang.

SAM MAC: So Hubert they say that you're one of the nicest guys out there, but here we are. On the body bag episode. What gives? Are you a nice guy or are you a body bagger? I'm a bagger. If it's there, it's there. That's right. some of the hardest body bags I've taken on the court have come from this young man. My nephew, Hubert Phan I'm so happy you're here, bud. Thank you for having me.

Hubert Phan: So Hubert they say that you're one of the nicest guys out there, but here we are, on the body bag episode. What gives? Are you a nice guy or are you a body bagger? I'm a bagger. If it's there, it's there. That's right. Some of the hardest body bags I've taken on the court have come from this young man. My nephew, Hubert Pan. I'm so happy you're here, bud. Thank you for having me.

Dylan Vaughn: Hubert they say that you're one of the nicest guys out there. But here we are. On the body bag episode. What gives? Are you a nice guy or are you a body bagger? I'm a bagger. If it's there, it's there. That's right. Some of the hardest body bags I've taken on the court have come from this young man. My nephew, Hubert Fan. I'm so happy you're here, bud. Thank you for having me.

SAM MAC: And last, a guy that everybody knows, my cousin, your cousin, everybody's cousin, the chef, chefboyaregos

Hubert Phan: And last, a guy that everybody knows. My cousin, your cousin, everybody's cousin, the chef, chef boyo rigos.

Dylan Vaughn: And last, a guy that everybody knows. My cousin, your cousin, everybody's cousin, the chef, chef boyorigo.

Hubert Phan: Now some podcasts have a deep roster of guests that they can turn to. And I have you. Adam, thanks for coming back. I don't know what I'm doing here with these nice guys. Everybody knows that you're actually a nice guy. They saw you on episode two. I have RBF, but thank you. Just a little bit.

Dylan Vaughn: Now some podcasts have a deep roster of guests that they can turn to. And I have you. Adam, thanks for calling back. I don't know what I'm doing here with these nice guys. Everybody knows that you're actually a nice guy. They saw you on episode two. I have RBF, but thank you.

SAM MAC: Some podcasts have a deep roster of guests that they can turn to. And I have you. Adam, thanks for coming back. I don't know what I'm doing here with these nice guys. Everybody knows that you're actually a nice guy. They saw you on episode two. I have RBF, but thank you. Just a little bit.

Hubert Phan: say?

SAM MAC: Adam, you've played thousands of games and thousands of points against me. Am I that easy to body bag? You are kind of like a walking target. I mean the back to the future shirt's cool, but we wanted just a big target 'cause you usually run across the court or go for Ernie's and you're usually open for the bag.

Dylan Vaughn: Adam, you've played thousands of games and thousands of points against me. Am I that easy to body bag? You are kind of like a walking target. I mean the back to the future shirt's cool, but we wanted just a big target because we usually run across the court or go for Ernie's and you're usually open for the bag.

Hubert Phan: Adam, you've played thousands of games and thousands of points against me. Am I that easy to buy back? You are kind of like a walking target. I mean the back to the future shirt's cool, but we wanted just a big target can usually run across the court or go for Ernie's and you're usually open for the bag.

SAM MAC: You're not wrong. You're not wrong. So you got the ball in your hand.

Dylan Vaughn: You're not wrong. You're not wrong. So you got the ball in your hand.

Hubert Phan: You're not wrong. You're not wrong. So you got the ball in your hand.

SAM MAC: We're gonna do this forum style, Dylan. I'd rather it'll be all about Dylan. I I know. Everybody everybody just wants more of Dylan. I'm a Dylan fanboy. I'm a Dylan fanboy. You are? Wait, do you know do you know how many people have said I want to play with Dylan? I have to say that so I get like prime courts at Barnes.

Dylan Vaughn: We're gonna do this forum style, Dylan.

Hubert Phan: We're gonna do this forum style, Dylan. gonna edit that. All right. Everybody just wants more of Dylan. I'm a Dylan fanboy. I'm a Dylan fanboy. You are? Wait, do you know do you know how many people have said I wanna play with Dylan? I have to say that so I get like prime courts at Barnes.

Dylan Vaughn: gonna edit that. All right. Everybody just wants more of Dylan. I'm a Dylan fan, boy. I'm a Dylan fan. You are? Wait, do you know do you know how many people have said, I wanna play with Dylan? I have to say that so I get like prime courts at Barnes.

Hubert Phan: You get prime courts at Barnes anyway, yeah.

SAM MAC: You get prime courts at Barnes anyways, man. I'm just kidding.

speaker-0: So we're putting together this thing, my crew versus your crew. And we're going around town and my crew's been challenging folks. And I've been hearing whispers of this guy down south who likes to take pictures and thinks he's hot shit and stuff. And we're gonna head down south and we're gonna go down there and whoop his butt a little bit.

speaker-2: north versus south, but it's more like retired uncs versus like actual pickleball players.

speaker-0: Let's do this. Merv's crew thinks he can take on my crew. We will see. Saturday, October 3rd, Merv's wimpy ass crew is stepping between the lines with mine down at the HUB We need you, all of you, to tune in to YouTube Live and watch this beatdown go down. How about this? How about this? How about this? If this to make it super simple, you know that big wall over at the hub? Mm-hmm. the loser takes set eight shots from the other team. Yeah. One a one apiece.

speaker-1: And you have to call them daddy, so you have to be like Daddy Sam's now gonna punish me. Yeah, I'm down.

speaker-3: Right.

speaker-0: That's

SAM MAC: Alright, Adam.

Dylan Vaughn: right, Adam.

Hubert Phan: right, Adam.

SAM MAC: So what counts as a body bag And does it have to be intentional?

Dylan Vaughn: So what counts as a body bag? And does it have to be intentional?

Hubert Phan: So what counts as a body bag? And does it have to be intentional?

SAM MAC: Ye I think it yeah, to count as a body bag it has to be intentional. But I think any part of the body any p actually I I retract my answer. It doesn't have to be intentional. If you hit someone in the body, hence it's a body bag. but there's different levels of body bags. But yeah, it doesn't have to be planned and you just you gotta hit

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, I think it yeah, to count as a body bag, it has to be intentional. But I think any part of the body, any but actually I I retract my answer. It doesn't have to be intentional. If you hit someone in the body, hence it's a body bag. but there's different levels of body bags. But yeah, it doesn't have to be planned and you just you gotta hit

Hubert Phan: E I think it yeah, to count as a body bag it has to be intentional. But I think any part of the body. Any pa actually I I retract my answer. It doesn't have to be intentional. If you hit someone in the body, hence it's a body bag. but there's different levels of body bags. But yeah, it doesn't have to be planned and you just you gotta hit

Dylan Vaughn: them.

SAM MAC: That will be the first point for Adam in my arbitrary game. So one for Adam. boy, I wasn't prepared to play a game today. Alright, pass it over to to Dylan. yeah.

Hubert Phan: That will be the first point for Adam in my arbitrary game. So one for Adam. boy, I wasn't prepared to play the game today. All right, pass it over to to Dylan. yeah.

Dylan Vaughn: That will be that first point for Adam in my arbitrary game. So one for Adam. boy, I wasn't prepared to play the game today. All right, pass it over to to Dylan. yeah.

SAM MAC: He's got the baseball hands. I know, you see that you see that catch? Alright, Dylan. The ball's going three feet out and Hubert touches it. Did I body bag Hubert? Not exactly. Well, say more. Well, I would say.

Dylan Vaughn: Got the baseball hands. I know. You see that catch? All right, Dylan. The ball's going three feet out and Hubert touches it. Did I body bag Hubert? Not exactly. Well, say more. Well, I would say

Hubert Phan: Got the baseball hands. I know, you see that you see that catch? All right, Dylan. The ball's going three feet out and Hubert touches it. Did I body bag Hubert? Not exactly. Well, say more. Well, I would say

SAM MAC: No, because the ball was going out. Might have might have been a little bit intentional that he was in the way of the ball. I don't think that's a body bag because he wouldn't necessarily like feel it. You know, like body bags like when you feel it, it hurts and you get mad. Right. So you gotta feel it? You gotta feel it. Does it have to leave a mark? yeah. It's not a body bag if it doesn't leave a mark. That's why I give so many.

Hubert Phan: no because the ball was going out. Might have might have been a little bit intentional that he was in the way of the ball. I don't think that's a body bag because he wouldn't necessarily like feel it. You know, like

Dylan Vaughn: no because the ball was going out. Might have might have been a little bit intentional that he was in the way of the ball. I don't think that's a body bag because he wouldn't necessarily like feel it. You know, like body bags like when you feel it, it hurts, then you get mad. Right. So you gotta feel it? You gotta feel it. Does it have to leave a mark? yeah. It's not a body bag if it doesn't leave a mark. That's why I give so many.

Hubert Phan: Body bags like when you feel it, it hurts, then you get mad. Right, so you gotta feel it? You gotta feel it. Does it have to leave a mark? yeah. It's not a body bag if it doesn't leave mark. that's why I give so many.

SAM MAC: I'm gonna give you half a point for that. And a l and a and a little bad. Because it does depend on your pigmentation. Right? I I bruise way more than Hubert.

Hubert Phan: I'm gonna give you half a point for that. And a l and a and a little bit of that. Because it does depend on your pigmentation. Right? I I bruise way more than Hubert.

Dylan Vaughn: I'm gonna give you half a point for that. And a l and a and a little bit of that. Because it does depend on your pigmentation. Right? I I bruise way more. Than Hubert.

SAM MAC: Yeah, I mean it's true. Sammy should just Sammy you should just give me a point for that. That's a pretty good answer. I gave you a point. I gave you a point anyway. Okay, sweet. When you said half a point, I was like, bruh. You're born to compete. Dude, d literally, you were born to compete. Also episode five. Go go look at it. Go watch episode five. Alright, give it to Hubert. Yep. All right. Can you talk a little bit about can you talk a little bit about how you recognize that the ball's going out?

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, that's true. Somebody's like a rape fruit. That's a pretty good I gave you a point. I gave you a point anyway. Okay, sweet. When you said half a point, I was like, bruh. He's like, I'm just coming back. Hey, you're born to compete. Dude, it literally, you were born to compete. You're born so episode five. Go go look at it. Go watch episode five. All right, give it to Hubert. Yeah. All right. Can you talk a little bit about

Hubert Phan: Yeah, I mean that's true. So I'm gonna give you a rape fruit. You should just you should just give me a point for that. That's a pretty good I gave you a point. I gave you a point anyway. yes, wait. When you said half a point, I was like, bruh. He's like, I'm not coming back. Hey, you're born to compete. Dude, literally, you were born to compete. You're born episode five. Go go look at it. Go watch episode five. All right, give it to Hubert. Yeah. All right. Can you talk a little bit about can you talk a little bit about how you recognize that the ball's going out?

Dylan Vaughn: Can you talk a little bit about how you recognize that the ball's going out

SAM MAC: And getting out of the way.

Dylan Vaughn: and getting out of the way?

Hubert Phan: And getting out of the way.

SAM MAC: I mean it it depends on like w where the ball is being hit from. I guess that's the first the first like thing that we should think about. Like if it's coming if they're from if the opponent's at the baseline, they're hitting the ball at you, it's like above your shoulders. I mean that's going out. It's harder to I guess get out of the way if they're right at the kitchen. 'cause I mean the ball's going super fast sometimes. How many feet

Dylan Vaughn: I mean it it depends on like where the ball is being hit from. I guess that's the first the first like thing that we should think about. Like if it's coming if they're from if the opponent's at the baseline, they're hitting the ball at you, it's like above your shoulders. I mean that's going out. It's harder to I guess get out of the way if they're right at the kitchen.

Hubert Phan: I mean it it depends on like where the ball is being hit from. I guess that's the first the first like thing that we should think about. Like if it's coming if they're from if the opponent's at the baseline, they're hitting the ball at you, it's like above your shoulders. I mean that's going out. It's harder to I guess get out of the way if they're right at the kitchen. 'cause I mean the ball is going super fast sometimes. How many feet

Dylan Vaughn: 'Cause I mean the ball is going super fast in time. How many feet

SAM MAC: are between us, only fourteen, right? Fourteen. Right. All right. pass it to Adam.

Hubert Phan: are between us?

Dylan Vaughn: are between us? Only 14, right? Fourteen. Right. All right. pass it to Adam.

Hubert Phan: Only fourteen, right? Fourteen. Right. All right. pass it to Adam.

SAM MAC: Let me forget the buttons out of it. Nice toss. Thank you.

Hubert Phan: Hold me forget the buttons out of them. Nice toss. Thank you. Goodbye.

Dylan Vaughn: Only forget the buttons out of it. Nice toss. Thank you. Goodbye.

Hubert Phan: Bye.

Dylan Vaughn: Bye.

Hubert Phan: I'm like loving your music more and more. So is a body bag disrespectful or is it just good pickleball? It's just good pickleball. It's better. Extra bonus points. I want two points for this if you put your hand up after and you're like, hey, my bad, but like you really gave it to him.

Dylan Vaughn: I'm like loving your music more and more. So is a body bag disrespectful or is it just good pickable? It's just good pickleball. It's better. Extra bonus points. I want two points for this if you put your hand up after and you're like, hey, my bad, but like you really gave it to him.

SAM MAC: I like loving your music more and more. So is a body bag disrespectful or is it just good pickleball? It's just good pickleball. It's better, extra bonus points. I want two points for this if you put your hand up after and you're like, Hey, my bad, but like you really gave it to him. You're skipping ahead. You're skipping ahead. Shit. You're skipping ahead. Don't lose

Hubert Phan: You're skipping ahead. You're skipping ahead. You're skipping ahead. Don't you keep going?

Dylan Vaughn: Skipping ahead. You're skipping ahead. You're skipping ahead. Don't you lose points.

SAM MAC: you can't lose points. Well Can you get extra points though? It's my game. I could do whatever whatever the fudge I want. Yeah. Yeah, you make the rules, Sam. I was trying to convince you to give me an extra point. Okay, okay, okay.

Hubert Phan: You can't lose points. Well Can you get extra points though? It's my game, I could do whatever whatever the fudge I want. Yeah. Yeah, you make the little sale. I was trying to convince you to make an extra point. Okay, okay, okay.

Dylan Vaughn: You can't lose points. Well. Can you get extra points? That's my game. I could do whatever whatever the fudge I want. Yeah. Yeah, you make Sam. okay, okay. throw it over to Dylan.

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SAM MAC: throw it over to Dylan.

Hubert Phan: throw it over to Dylan.

SAM MAC: Alright, Dylan. Talk about the best body bag that you've ever, ever, ever given. Wait, hold on.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, Dylan. Talk about the best body bag that you've ever, ever, ever given.

Hubert Phan: Alright, Dylan, talk about the best body bag that you've ever, ever, ever given.

SAM MAC: I love you. Go ahead. All right. So the best body bag that I've ever given, it was in a tournament in OTC, and we were playing in a four-o tournament, and we were playing these guys who were actually four five.

Hubert Phan: Go ahead. All right. So the best body bag that I've ever given, it was in a tournament in OTC, and we were playing in a four-o tournament. And we were playing these guys who were actually four five.

Dylan Vaughn: Go ahead. All right. So the best body bag that I've ever given, it was in a tournament in OTC, and we were playing in a 4-0 tournament. And we were playing these guys who were actually 4-5.

SAM MAC: And there was a ball that like got kind of popped up to me. We were in like a pretty tight hands battle and I hit him really hard with my Bulgarian punch and I screamed at him. I was like, Let's go!

Dylan Vaughn: And there was a ball that like got kind of popped up to me. We were in like a pretty tight hands battle. And

Hubert Phan: And there was a ball that like got kind of popped up to me. We were in like a pretty tight hands battle. And I hit him really hard with my Bulgarian punch.

Dylan Vaughn: I hit him really hard with my Bulgarian punch and I screamed at him. I was like, let's go.

Hubert Phan: And I screamed at him. I was like, Let's go.

SAM MAC: And we ended up winning the match and ooh boy was he mad. Yeah, how'd how'd you take it? Ooh, not not great. Wait, where'd it hit him? Right in the shoulder. Whenever we're talking about this, I wanna know where it hit him or her, how much of a sting how much of a sting it left and how the reaction. Well, it was a it was a pretty big sting, r right in the right shoulder and boy, he was pretty mad about it.

Hubert Phan: And we ended up winning the match and ooh boy was he mad. Yeah, how'd how'd you take it? Not not great. Where where did hit him? Yeah, right in the shoulder. Whenever we're talking about this, I wanna know where it hit him, or her, how much of a sting how much of a sting it left and how the reaction. Well, it was a it was a pretty big sting, r right in the right shoulder and boy, he was pretty mad about it.

Dylan Vaughn: And we ended up winning the match and ooh boy was he mad. Yeah, how'd you how'd you take it? Not not great. Where where'd it hit him? Yeah. Right in the shoulder. Whenever we're talking about this, I want to know where it hit him, or her. How much of a thing how much of a sting it left and how the reaction. Well, it was a it was a pretty big sting, right in the right shoulder. And boy, he was pretty mad about it.

SAM MAC: And you know what? We ended up winning the game, so it was okay. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. Alright, pass it over to the Padawan. There you go, Padawan. Thank you.

Hubert Phan: And you know what?

Dylan Vaughn: And you know what? We ended up winning the game, so it was okay. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. All right, pass it over to the Padawan. There you go, Padawan. Thank you.

Hubert Phan: We ended up winning the game, so it was okay. That's all that matters. That's all that matters. All right, pass it over to the Padawan. There you go, Padawan. Thank you.

Dylan Vaughn: Wait, I'm gonna give it to you again just 'cause I missed it last time. Okay.

Hubert Phan: Wait, I'm gonna give it to you again just 'cause I missed it last time.

SAM MAC: Okay.

Dylan Vaughn: Well what's the best bag you've given?

Hubert Phan: What's the best bag you've given?

SAM MAC: The best bag that I've given is off a Nasty. Yeah? We were playing I was playing against Sam, or Sam was in front of me, so the nasty was on him. I serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Dylan Vaughn: The best bag that I've given is off a nasty. Yeah. We were playing I was playing against Sam, or Sam was in front of me. So the nasty was on him. I serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Hubert Phan: The best bag that I've given is Alpha Nasty. Yeah. We were playing I was playing against Sam, or Sam was in front of me, so the nasty was on him. I serve the ball, clips the net, and off Sam's dome.

Dylan Vaughn: Right off Sam's head.

SAM MAC: Right off Sam's head.

Hubert Phan: Right off Sam's head. It clipped the net, it clipped the net, and it went straight to my head. And we were all dying, right? It wasn't hard.

Dylan Vaughn: It clipped the net, it clipped the net, and it went straight to the five And we were all dying, right? It wasn't hard.

SAM MAC: It clipped the net. It clipped the net and it went straight to my head. And we were all dying, right? It wasn't hard. It wasn't a hard hit, but that's my best bag, yes. Was it intentional? Well, it was a nasty Nelson attention. I was trying, yeah, of I was trying to hit Sam. okay. Was that your first time doing it to Sam? I think that's I don't know. It might have

Dylan Vaughn: It wasn't a hard hit, but that's my best bag. Yeah. Was it intentional? What was a nasty Nelson intentional? I was trying, yeah, of course. I was trying to get him. Okay. Was that your first time doing it to Sam? I think that's I don't know. It might have

Hubert Phan: Is it intentional? What was the nasty Nelson intentional? I was trying of course. I was trying to hit him. okay. Was that your first time doing it to Sam? I think that's I don't know. It might have

SAM MAC: No. It was your first time nasty Nelsoning off the net straight to the dome. That's like the That's just crazy luck, man. Just at that point, it's just like you deserved it, you know. I deserved it. Wait, why did you go

Hubert Phan: No It was your first time nasty Nelsoning off the net, straight to the dome. That's like that's that's just crazy luck, man. No, just at that point it's just like you deserved it. I deserved it. Wait, why did you go?

Dylan Vaughn: no It was your first time nasty Nelsoning off the net straight to the dome. That's like the That's just crazy luck, man. Just at that point, it's just like you deserved it. I deserved it. Wait, why did you go

SAM MAC: for the nasty? Was he talking mad S? No, Sam just likes the nasty Us, so it was it was just his turn, you know, once you take Sam's a very sneaky guy. He can do a lot of things that you're not expecting. Sneaky good.

Dylan Vaughn: for the nasty? Was he talking mad ass? No, Sam just likes the nasty train. He wants to take it. Got it. Sam's a very sneaky guy. He can do a lot of things that you're not expecting. Sneaky good.

Hubert Phan: No, Sam just likes the nasty USOs. It was just his turn, you know, to take it. Sam's a very sneaky guy. He can do a lot of things that you're not expecting. Sneaky good. pass it over to Adam. Biggest bag you ever give. it's hopefully put this picture up for the the watchers of the podcast, not just the listeners.

SAM MAC: pass it over to Adam. Biggest bag you ever given it's hopefully put this picture up for the the watchers of the podcast, not just the listeners.

Dylan Vaughn: pass it over to Adam. Biggest bag you've ever given. it's hopefully put this picture up for the the watchers of the podcast, not just the listeners.

Hubert Phan: Go ahead.

Dylan Vaughn: Go ahead. I mean the one that I can think of off the top of my head is the one that we got the picture after where you're like holding your shirt up and Bernardo Heights, Bernardo Heights. And it's like a good red mark. I think part of a good body bag is the mark that it leaves. And if it and if it enters your camera role as a body bag, then then it really counts. I feel like this is what people want to go for me more. This is why this is why I'm forced to wear a mouthpiece on the wall court. Because I brew so easy, no? Yeah.

Hubert Phan: I mean the one that I can think of off the top of my head is the one that we got the picture after where you're like holding your shirt up and Bernard Bernardo Heights and it's like a good red mark. I think part of a good body bag is the mark that it leaves. And if it and if it enters your camera role as a body bag, then then it really counts. I feel like this is why people want to go for me more. This is why this is why I'm forced to wear a mouthpiece on the wall cord. Because I brew so easy, no? Yeah.

SAM MAC: I the one that I can think of off the top of my head is the one that we got the picture after where you're like holding your shirt up and Bernard Heights get it. Bernardo Heights. And it's like a good red mark. I think part of a good body bag is the mark that it leaves. And if it and if it enters your camera role as a body bag, then then it really counts. I feel like this is why people want to go for me more. Yeah. This is why this is why I'm forced to wear a mouthpiece on the pickleball court. Because I bruise so easy, no? Yeah. But it's also because you move around a lot and so like people you're just a moving target. People just want to hit ya. Yeah. I think you should play with a catcher's like face mask. Yeah, catcher's mask. my god. my god. Well, you know, to be determined, right?

Hubert Phan: But it's also because you move around a lot and so like people you're just a moving target. People just want to hit ya. I think you should play with a catcher's like face mask. Yeah, catcher's mask. my god. my god. Well, you know To be determined, right?

Dylan Vaughn: But it's also because you move around a lot. And so like people you're just a moving target. People just want to hit you. I think you should play with a catcher's like face mask. Yeah, catcher's mask. my god. my god. Well, you know, to be determined, right?

SAM MAC: What the fuck? All right, pass me the ball.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, pass me the ball.

Hubert Phan: All right, pass me the ball. bad.

SAM MAC: 44X20. D

Dylan Vaughn: bad.

SAM MAC: lob Cousin Samuel Orlansky, what is the best body bag story you have for us and the listeners? I have quite a few body bag stories. I'm gonna start with the worst bag that I've ever received. the first bag the worst bag that I've ever received comes compliments of a young boy named Esteban Palaez, I think, up at SoCal Pickleball Club. I decided to challenge myself in a four and a half plus tournament.

Dylan Vaughn: Cousin Samuel Orlansky, what is the best body bag story you have for us and the listeners? I have quite a few body bag stories. I'm going to start with the worst bag that I've ever received. the first bag, the worst bag that I've ever received comes compliments of a young boy named Esteban Palaez, I think, up at SoCal Pickleball Club. I decided to challenge myself in a four and a half plus tournament.

Hubert Phan: Cousin Samuel Orlansky, what is the best body bag story you have for us and the listeners? I have quite a few body bag stories. I'm gonna start with the worst bag that I've ever received. the first bag, the worst bag that I've ever received comes compliments of a young boy named Esteban Palaez, I think, up at SoCal Pickleball Club. I decided to challenge myself in a four and a half plus tournament.

SAM MAC: Of course, I'm pretty sure I popped it up and this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs and I mean it was like it was like I had a hard time getting up and I'll I'll post the picture. I mean it looks it looks like an eggplant. How long were you down for? Well the f I wasn't down for that long, but

Dylan Vaughn: Of course, I'm pretty sure I popped it up and this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs and I mean it was like it was like i I had a hard time getting up and I'll I'll post the picture. I mean it looks it looks like an eggplant. How long are you down for? Well the I wasn't down for that long, but

Hubert Phan: Of course, I'm pretty sure I popped it up and this young boy whacked this thing cross court and I mean he jacked me straight into the ribs and I mean it was like it was like it I had a hard time getting up and I'll I'll post the picture. I mean it looks it looks like an eggplant. How long were you down for? Well the I wasn't down for that long, but at night when I went to bed, I thought he cracked my wrist. And it it's I can tell how bad a body big a body bag is on me by how long that it lasts on my skin, and it was plus seven days. Wow. my gosh. So shout out to the young boys. Don't pop the ball up. I was gonna say Esteban.

SAM MAC: At night when I went to bed, I thought he cracked my ribs And it it's I can tell how bad a body big a body bag is on me by how long that it lasts on my skin, and it was plus seven days. Wow. my gosh. So shout out to the young boys. Don't pop the ball up. I was gonna say Esteban.

Dylan Vaughn: at night when I went I thought he cracked my wrist. And it it's I can tell how bad a body big a body bag is on me by how long that it lasts on my skin and it was plus seven days. Wow. my gosh. So shout out to the young people. Please don't pop the ball off. I was gonna say I messed up.

SAM MAC: Yeah. For

Hubert Phan: Yeah.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah. For real. Imagine if you got like another one like right next to it and it's like a smiley face of body bag. I think I did get two of that tournament, but they weren't the worst. And then I would say the second worst and the third worst come compliments of my guy, John Pikache.

Hubert Phan: For real. Imagine if you got like another one like right next to it, and it's like a smiley face of body band. I think I did get two of that tournament, but they weren't the worst. And then I would say the second worst and the third worst come compliments of my guy, John Pikache.

SAM MAC: real. Imagine if you got like another one like right next to it and it's like a smiley face of body bag. I think I did get two that tournament, but they weren't the worst. And then I would say the second worst and the third worst come compliments of my guy, John Pecache He's a hard hitter.

Dylan Vaughn: He's a hard hitter.

Hubert Phan: He's a hard hitter.

SAM MAC: Alright, so I'm gonna go with a Hubert on this one. Hubes. Here, let me play your music.

Dylan Vaughn: All right. So I'm gonna go to Huber on this one. Hubes, here, let me play your music.

Hubert Phan: All right. So I'm gonna go to Hubert on this one. Hubes, here, let me play your music. So when you get bagged, do you ever feel like this sudden urge to like want to bag them right back?

Dylan Vaughn: So when you get bagged, do you ever feel like this sudden urge to like want to bag them right back?

SAM MAC: When you get bagged, do you ever feel like the sudden urge to like want to bag them right back? Yeah. I mean, if if they're going for it intentionally, yeah, you want to always get them back. But you're probably gonna miss. Do you let it jack you up? Do you go like, are we playing it we're playing a different game now?

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah. I mean, if if they're going for it intentionally, you wanna always get them back. but you're probably gonna miss. Do you let it jack you up? Do you go like, Are we playing it we're playing a different game now?

Hubert Phan: Yeah, I mean if if they're going for it intentionally, you wanna always get them back. But you're probably gonna miss. Do you let it jack you up? Do you go like, Are we playing it we're playing a different game now?

SAM MAC: I don't know. For me for me, sometimes they just compliment them. It's like, hey, good shot.

Hubert Phan: I don't know, for me for me, sometimes I just compliment them. It's like, hey, good shot.

Dylan Vaughn: I don't know for me for me sometimes I just compliment them. It's like hey good shot.

Hubert Phan: Right. I I don't let them like get hyped and I I don't let it get me down, but I don't I don't know if I like get hyped because of it as well. That's me personally. I know I know for me. I know for you. Tell the listeners. You don't wanna bag Sam when he's like if if Sam's in a rut, keep him in the rut. Don't don't bag him because if if you bag him, he's gonna like turn it up and on the dots. That's how he gets locked in for some

SAM MAC: Right, Allier, I don't let them like get hyped when I I don't let it get me down, but I don't I don't know if I like get hyped because of it as well. That's me personally. And I know I know for me. I know for you. Tell the listeners. You don't want to bag Sam when he's like if if Sam's in a rut, keep him in the rut. Don't don't bag him, 'cause if if you bag him, he's gonna like turn it up and down the notch. That's how he gets locked in for some reason.

Dylan Vaughn: Right. I I don't let them like get hyped when I I don't let it get me down, but I don't I don't know if I like get hyped because of it as well. That's me personally. I know I know for me. I know for you. You don't want to bag Sam when he's like if if Sam's in a rut, keep him in the rut. Don't don't bag him because if if you bag him, he's gonna like turn it up and on the notch. That's how he gets locked in for some reason.

SAM MAC: I don't know why. Game don't start till Sam O gets bagged. That is true. It is true. It's for some reason it's a waiting. Don't poke the bear.

Dylan Vaughn: Game don't start till Sam O gets bagged. That is true. It is true. It's for some reason it's a way to Don't poke the bear.

Hubert Phan: Game don't start till Sammo gets bagged. That is true. It is true. It's for some reason it's a waste. Don't poke don't poke the bear.

SAM MAC: Yeah, I can second that one. I've tried poking that bear multiple times. Doesn't work. That's how I lock in, Adam. Honestly it is that's one of the ways, yeah. Okay. I forgot about my points. I'm gonna go ahead, since I forgot to do so, I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Adam.

Hubert Phan: Yeah, I can second that one. I've tried poking that bear multiple times. Doesn't work. That's how I lock in, Adam. I get bagged. That's one of the ways, yeah. okay. I forgot about my points. I'm gonna go ahead, since I forgot to do so, I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Adam.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, I can second that one. I've tried poking that bear multiple times. Don't worry. That's how I lock in, Adam. okay. I forgot about my points. I'm gonna go ahead since I forgot to do so. I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Adam.

SAM MAC: And I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Dylan. Sweet.

Dylan Vaughn: And I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Dylan. Sweet.

Hubert Phan: And I'm gonna go ahead and award two points to Dylan. Sweet. And I'm gonna award three points to Hubert. Yay!

SAM MAC: And I'm gonna award three points to Hubert. Yay. Because

Dylan Vaughn: And I'm gonna award three points to Hubert. Yay. Because it's his first time on the show. Complimentary points for first timers. Yes. Yeah. All right.

SAM MAC: this is his first time on the show. Complimentary points for first timers. Yes. Yeah. Alright.

Hubert Phan: This is his first time on the show. Yeah. Complimentary points for first timers. Yes. Yeah. All right. Thank you. So Dylan. Yes, Sam? We all do it. Everybody does it.

Dylan Vaughn: Thank you. So Dylan. Yes, Sam? We all do it. Everybody does it.

SAM MAC: You? So Dylan. Yes, Sam? We all do it. Everybody does it. The fake apology.

Dylan Vaughn: The fake apology.

Hubert Phan: Fake apology.

SAM MAC: What's up with the fake apology? Do you do it? Yeah. I'm guilty. And why do you do it? To make the other team kind of It's basically to like make them think that you're sorry, but you're actually not sorry. So you're playing psychological warfare? Exactly.

Hubert Phan: What's up with the fake apology? Do you do it? Yeah. I'm guilty. And why do you do it? To make the other team kind of It's basically to like make them think that that you're sorry, but you're actually not sorry. So you're playing psychological warfare? Exactly.

Dylan Vaughn: What's up with the fake apology? Do you do it? Yeah, I'm guilty. And why do you do it? To make the other team kind of it's basically to like make them think that that you're sorry, but you're actually not sorry. So you're playing psychological warfare? Exactly.

SAM MAC: And yeah. Wait, hold on, hold on. Alex Walker. Yeah. Or any of the other females out there, when Dylan's saying sorry, he only sort of means it. With Alex Walker, I really do mean it. So what's worse? A fake apology or no apology? No apology. 100%. It's not close. Pass the ball over here. I know you're gonna get a different answer. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Dylan Vaughn: And you know hold on, hold on. Alex Walker. Yeah. Or any of the other females out there, when Dylan's saying sorry, he only sort of means it. With Alex Walker, I really do mean it. So what's worse? A fake apology or no apology? No apology. 100%. It's not close. Pass the ball over here. I know you're gonna get a different answer. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hubert Phan: And you Wait, hold on, hold on. Alex Walker. Yeah. Or any of the other females out there, when Dylan's saying sorry, he only sort of means it. With Alex Walker, I really do mean it. I've so what's worse, a fake apology or no apology? No apology. One hundred percent. It's not close. Pass the ball over here. I know you're gonna get a different answer. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

SAM MAC: Dylan, I'm awarding you one point. Okay. But get ready to be challenged right now. Alright. Because I know somebody who doesn't give a fuck over here.

Dylan Vaughn: Dylan, I'm awarding you one point. Okay. But get ready to be challenged right now. All right. Cause I know somebody who doesn't give a fuck over here.

Hubert Phan: Dylan, I'm awarding you one point. Okay. But get ready to be challenged right now. All right. Cause I know somebody who doesn't give a fuck over here.

Dylan Vaughn: That's for you, Dun. Sweet. I don't know how to turn it off. Hey, was that our answer? Just keep talking. Is it is it the same question to me? Yeah. I think it depends. I actually think there's like a lot of nuance. Is it a tournament? Is it an old lady? Is it your mouthy cousin with a mouth guard already in? Like who are you body bagging? Right? If I'm body bagging you, I'm like not sorry.

Hubert Phan: That's for you, Don. Sweet. I don't know how to turn it off. I don't know how to turn it off. Hey, was that for my sister's thing? Adam, just keep talking. Is it is it the same question to me? Yeah. I think it depends. I actually think there's like a lot of nuance. Is it a tournament? Is it an old lady? Is it your mouthy cousin with a mouth guard already in? Like who are you body bagging? Right? If I'm body bagging you, I'm like not sorry.

SAM MAC: Are done? Sweet. Hey, was that from my answer? Adam, just keep talking. Is it is it same question to me? Yeah. I think it depends. I actually think there's like a lot of nuance. Is it a tournament? Is it an old lady? Is it your mouthy cousin with a mouth guard already in? Like who are you body bagging? Right? If I'm body bagging you, I'm like not sorry. It's

Dylan Vaughn: It's like sorry, not sorry, like modern warfare or whatever, social warfare. But if I'm body bagging like a 75 year old woman, like I'm like, my bad. Sorry about that. and then if it's in a tournament, I just stare at them like Kobe Bryant.

Hubert Phan: It's like sorry, not sorry, like modern warfare or whatever, social warfare. But if I'm body bagging like a seventy five year old woman, like I'm like, my bad, sorry about that. and then if it's in a tournament I just stare at them like

SAM MAC: like sorry, not sorry, like modern warfare or whatever, social warfare. But if I'm body bagging like a seventy five year old woman, like I'm like, my bad, sorry about that. and then if it's in a tournament I just stare at them like Kobe Bryant.

Dylan Vaughn: That's four points. That's four points for you. So just quick tally. Adam has eight, Dylan has four, and Hubert has four. Don't worry, guys, it'll be a chance to catch up.

SAM MAC: That's four points. That's four points for you. So just quick tally. Adam has eight, Dylan has four, and Hubert has four. Don't worry guys, there'll be a chance to catch up.

Hubert Phan: That's four points. That's four points for you. So just quick tally. Adam has eight, Dylan has four, and Hubert has four. Don't worry guys, it'll be a chance to catch up. yet. Pass the ball over to Hubes.

SAM MAC: Pass the ball over to Hubes.

Dylan Vaughn: Pass the ball over to Hubes.

SAM MAC: I Now, Mr. Phan you've been the giver of a lot of a lot of body bags. Tell me about the worst one you've ever received. I was playing with my UCSD friend. His name is Benson Shadow Benson. Up and coming pro.

Hubert Phan: Now Mr. Fan, you've been the giver of a lot of lot of body bags. Tell me about the worst one you've ever received. I was playing with my UCSD friend. His name is Benson, Shadow Benson, Up and Coming Pro.

Dylan Vaughn: Now Mr. Fan, you've been the giver of a lot of a lot of body bags. Tell me about the worst one you've ever received. I was playing with my UCSD friend. His name is Benson, Shadow Benson, up and coming pro.

SAM MAC: See you on the courts, Benson. Benson. Why is he hiding from me then?

Dylan Vaughn: See you on the courts, Benson. Benson. why is he hiding from me then?

Hubert Phan: See you on the courts, Benson. Benson. why is he hiding from me then? remember. Anyway, carry on. You're playing, I don't know how it goes. Ball went high. There was a backhand for him, so it was like back.

Dylan Vaughn: remember. Anyway, carry on. We were playing, I don't know how it goes. Ball went high. There was a backhand like fat.

SAM MAC: Anyway, carry on. We were playing. I don't know how it goes. It was ball went high. It was a backhand for him, so he went like that. But it didn't go down, it went straight right into my face. It hit this right this eye right here. Good thing I have glasses on. Good thing my vision's already bad, so I have glasses on. But it hit this

Hubert Phan: But it didn't go down, it went straight right into my face. It hit this right this eye right here. Good thing I have glasses on. Good thing my vision's already bad, so I have glasses on. But it hit this

Dylan Vaughn: It didn't go down, it went straight right into my face. It hit this right this eye right here. Good thing I have glasses on. Good thing my vision's already bad, so I have glasses on. But it hit this

SAM MAC: Glass right here and then right. Come on, Benson. That's a three-five move. Yeah, that's a three-five. That's a that's a two-five move, Benson. Inkle defeat. That's you know what that is, that's social warfare. Right? Probably. Nah. He's a nice guy, he's just missed.

Hubert Phan: glass right here and it went boom. Come on, Benson, that's a three five move. Yeah, that's a three five. That's a that's a two five move, Ben. And for the feet that's you know what that is? That's social warfare. Right? Probably. Nah. He's a nice guy, he's just nice.

Dylan Vaughn: glass right here and it went boom. Come on, Benson, that's a three five move. Yeah, that's a three five. That's a that's a two five move. That's you know what that is, that's social warfare. Right? Probably. Nah. He's a nice guy. He's just

SAM MAC: Alright, pass the ball over to me, because I've got body bag stories of me getting him for days.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, pass the ball over to me because I've got body bag stories of me getting them for days.

Hubert Phan: Alright, pass the ball over to me because I've got body bag stories of me getting it for days.

SAM MAC: 44X20. I'm just gonna rattle them off real quickly. The last tournament I played in four and a half plus with Scott Rogers, some fucking seventeen year old bagged me in the side of the net with a on the neck with an outball. I don't know his name, but you know, this one's for you, you little shit. I played a four and a half tournament with Kenny like six months ago.

Dylan Vaughn: I'm just gonna rattle them off real quickly. The last tournament I played in four and a half plus with Scott Rogers, some fucking 17-year-old bagged me in the side of the net with a on the neck with an outball. I don't know his name, but you know, this one's for you, you little shit. I played a four and a half tournament with Kenny like six months ago.

Hubert Phan: I'm just gonna rattle them off real quickly. The last tournament I played in, four and a half plus with Scott Rogers, some fucking seventeen year old bagged me in the side of the net with a on the neck with an outball. I don't know his name, but you know, this one's for you, you little shit. I played a four and a half tournament with Kenny like six months ago.

SAM MAC: One dude hit

Hubert Phan: One dude hit

Dylan Vaughn: One dude hit

SAM MAC: four hand drive off the net, bagged me in the side of the head. Game point. In the rec center two years ago, you know, Alex Li from C C P Yeah, that was when he was a three-o young young boy, Asian guy swinging super hard. He bagged me in the eye. Boom Shout out Kitchen Blockers. and you know, those are the ones I can just think of right off the top of the head.

Dylan Vaughn: four hand drive off the net, bagged me in the side of the head, game point. In the rec center two years ago, you know, Alex Lee from CCP. Yeah, that was when he was a 3-0 young, young boy, Asian guy swinging super hard. He bagged me in the eye. Boom. Shout out kitchen blockers. and you know, those are the ones I can just think of right off the top of the head.

Hubert Phan: four hand drive off the net, bagged me in the side of the head, game point. In the rec center two years ago, you know, Alex Lee from CCP, yeah, that was when he was a 3-0 young young boy, Asian guy swinging super hard. He bagged me in the eye. Boom. Shout out kitchen blockers. and you know, those are the ones I can just think of right off the top of the head.

SAM MAC: You know, I wear the mouthpiece for mindfulness

Hubert Phan: You know, I wear the mouthpiece for mindfulness,

Dylan Vaughn: You know, I wear the mouthpiece for mindfulness,

Hubert Phan: but I also wear it for a lot of other reasons too. I don't know why everyone's trying to bag me, but all right, let's just move from that.

Dylan Vaughn: but I also wear it for a lot of other reasons too. I don't know why everyone's trying to bag me, but

SAM MAC: But I also wear it for a lot of other reasons too. I don't know why everyone's trying to bag me, but Alright, let's just move on from that. Okay.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, let's just move from that.

SAM MAC: Queuing you up, Adam.

Dylan Vaughn: queuing you up Adam.

Hubert Phan: queuing you up at him.

Dylan Vaughn: All right. Fair game or bushly?

Hubert Phan: All right. Fair game or Bush League?

SAM MAC: Fair game or Bush League?

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, socially.

SAM MAC: Well, she's a name.

Hubert Phan: Twitter can.

SAM MAC: Okay. Fair game or fair game or lame. body bagging a woman.

Hubert Phan: Okay. Fair game or fair game or lame. body bagging a woman.

Dylan Vaughn: Okay. Fair game or fair game or lame? body bagging a woman.

SAM MAC: Is it on purpose or accident? Because ninety percent On purpose, we know the answer to that. Ninety percent of our body bags are just I'm trying to bang it like wherever and it like gets a little high and it's on accident. So I think it's fair game if you step in between the lines, 44X20, like you you have the opportunity to get bagged, but you should definitely say sorry if you hit a woman. over to Dylan.

Hubert Phan: it on purpose or accident? Because 90% on purpose, we know the answer to that. 90% of my body bags are just I'm trying to bang it like wherever and it like gets a little high and it's on accident. So I think it's fair game if you step in between the lines 44X20, like you you have the opportunity to get bagged, but you should definitely say sorry if you hit a woman. over to Dylan.

Dylan Vaughn: it on purpose or accident? Because ninety per purpose, we know the answer to that. Ninety percent of my body bags are just I'm trying to bang it like wherever and it like gets a little I think it's fair game if you step in between the lines, 44x20, like you you have the opportunity to get bagged, but you should definitely say sorry if you hit a lumin. over to Dylan.

Hubert Phan: Dylan. Yes, Sam. Have you ever been bagged? I'm talking about truly bagged, you know, like where you have the mark and it hurts by a woman. by a woman? Yeah. Yes. Yes, I have. Tell me about that. man. I mean it's happened so many times, but one that I can recall, it was at Barnes.

Dylan Vaughn: Dylan. Yeah, Sam. Have you ever been bagged? I'm talking about truly bagged, you know, like where you have the mark and it hurts by a woman. by a woman? Yeah. Yes. Yes, I have. Tell me about that. man. I mean, it's happened so many times, but one that I can recall, it was at Barnes.

SAM MAC: Yes, Sam. Have you ever been bagged? I'm talking about truly bagged, you know, like where you have the mark and it hurts by a woman. by a woman? Yeah. Yes. Yes, I have. Tell me about that. man. I mean it's happened so many times, but one that I can recall, it was at Barnes. And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say her name 'cause I don't want to incriminate

Hubert Phan: And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say her name 'cause I don't want to

Dylan Vaughn: And I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say her name because don't want to Incriminate anybody. Yeah, no. But I was up at the net and she took a full swing at an overhead and just hit it just hit me right in the chest. It was aim for the squee lady. Yeah. I just want to say that she missed bad. She hit me right in the chest. You ever feel like in mix the the woman's going for you? Yeah, sometimes.

Hubert Phan: Incriminate anybody. Yeah, no. But I was up at the net and she took a full swing at an overhead. It just hit me right in the chest. It was Aim for the feet lady. Yeah. I just want to say that she missed bad. She hit me right in the chest. Do you ever feel like in Mix the the woman's going for you? Yeah, sometimes.

SAM MAC: anybody. Yeah, no. But I was up at the net and she took a full swing at an overhead and just hit it just hit me right in the chest. It was lady. Yeah. I just want to say that she missed bad. She hit me right in the chest. Do you ever feel like in Mix the the woman's going for ya? Yeah, sometimes. No, all the time.

Hubert Phan: No, all the time.

Dylan Vaughn: No, all the time.

SAM MAC: Yeah. Women's definitely coming for me. Not the feet but the chest? No, yeah. Women w the women in mixed doubles tournaments are coming to end you. Like Rem hold that thought, remind me about that in a minute. Past the

Hubert Phan: Yeah, woman's definitely coming for me. Not the feet but the chest? No, yeah. Women the women in mixed doubles tournaments are coming to end you. Like Rem hold that thought, remind me about that in a minute. Pasta cubes.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, woman's definitely coming for me. Not the feet but the chest. No, yeah. Women the women in mixed doubles tournaments are coming to end you. Like Rem hold that thought, remind me about that in a minute. Pastor Hughes.

SAM MAC: Cubes. She smokes you in the chest, looks you dead in the eye, doesn't apologize, and smiles. Next attackable ball. What are doing?

Hubert Phan: Hubes, she smokes you in the chest, looks you dead in the eye, doesn't apologize, and smiles. Next attackable ball. What are you doing?

Dylan Vaughn: Hubes, she smokes you in the chest, looks you dead in the eye, doesn't apologize, and smiles. Next attackable ball. What are you doing?

Hubert Phan: nah I'm not gonna be mean, honestly. Like like like what Adam said, like ninety percent of my body bags are like

Dylan Vaughn: Nah, I'm not gonna be mean, honestly. Like like like what Adam said, like ninety percent of my body bags are like

SAM MAC: I'm not gonna be mean, honestly. Like like what Adam said, like 90% of my body bags are like. Just I'm not I'm not a I'm not a mean guy really. Just I'm just I just my name's bad. Shit. So you can take it with some humility. Yeah, I mean I mean if they're smiling then well, I mean depends what type of smile they have, but you know, it's not they're not that mean. Storytime for Uncle Sam over here too. Okay.

Dylan Vaughn: just I'm not I'm not a I'm not a mean guy really. Just I'm just I just my hand's bad. Shit. My hand's just bad. So you can take it with some humility. Yeah, I mean I mean if they're smiling then well, I mean it depends what type of smile they have, but you know, it's not they're not that mean. Story time for Uncle Sam over here too.

Hubert Phan: just I'm not I'm not a I'm not a mean guy really. Just I'm just I just my aim's bad. Shit Yeah my aim's just bad. So you can take it with some humility. Yeah, I mean I mean if they're smiling then well I mean to what type of smell they have, but you know, it's not they're not that mean. Storytime for Uncle Sam over here too. Okay.

SAM MAC: 44X20. Dink lob. So there was this one time when I was playing in Mixed and you know we were going at it pop pop pop pop pop pop pop and this little Chiquita, she takes this backhand and she whips it cross court at me at nine nine when the whole crowd is watching. And she I mean she tagged me in the shoulder so hard and everybody was like

Hubert Phan: So there was this one time when I was playing a mixed And you know, we were going at it pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. And this little Chiquita, she takes this backhand and she whips it cross court at me at nine nine when the whole crowd is watching. And she I mean, she tagged me in the shoulder so hard and everybody was like, it

Dylan Vaughn: So there was this one time when I was playing in Mixed And you know, we were going at it pop pop pop. And this little Chiquita, she takes this backhand and she whips it cross court at me at nine nine when the whole crowd is watching. And she, I mean, she tagged me in the shoulder so hard, and everybody was like, And it didn't hurt at all, but it was like the embarrassment.

SAM MAC: And it didn't hurt at all, but it was like the embarrassment

Hubert Phan: didn't hurt at all, but it was like the embarrassment.

SAM MAC: of getting tagged at 9-9 when like everyone you know was watching. I mean, I whoofed the backhand and it just hit me right in the shoulder. And I went down hard and like I could hear everybody just go Did she apologize? Well, I don't even care about the apology. I probably didn't hear it. When I got up, I was just like

Hubert Phan: Of getting tagged at 9-9 when like everyone you know was watching. I mean I woke the backhand and it just hit me right in the shoulder. And I went down hard and like I could hear everybody just go. Did she apologize? Well, I don't even care about the apology. I probably didn't hear it. When I got up, I was just like

Dylan Vaughn: Of getting tagged at 9-9 when like everyone you know was watching. I mean, I woke the backhand and it just hit me right in the shoulder. And I went down hard and like I could hear everybody just go. Did she apologize? Well, I don't even care about the apologies. I probably didn't hear it. When I got up, I was just like,

SAM MAC: Whatever, yeah. That's how I like to act whenever I get bagged really

Hubert Phan: whatever, yeah. That's how I like

Dylan Vaughn: whatever. Yeah. That's how I like to act whenever I get back.

SAM MAC: bag. I like it like it wasn't hard enough, like like my daughter just tried to bag me or something. So yeah. All right. last question about mixed. And if we don't have an answer to this, I'll just give my story. Has anybody been playing mixed before and had their partner get absolutely smoked? The female? Anyone wanna tell a story?

Hubert Phan: Like it wasn't hard enough, like like my daughter just tried to bag me or something. So yeah. All right. last question about mixed. And if we don't have an answer to this, I'll just give my story. Has anybody been playing mixed before and had their partner get absolutely smoked? The female? Anyone want to tell a story?

Dylan Vaughn: So yeah. All right. last question about mixed. And if we don't have an answer to this, I'll just give my story. Has anybody been playing mixed before and had their partner get absolutely smoked? The female? Anyone want to tell a story?

SAM MAC: Yeah, okay, good. Hold on a second, John.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah, okay, good. Hold on a second, Donna.

Hubert Phan: Yeah, okay. Hold on a second, John. Dylan, tell us about the time you got your female partner murdered. Wait, hold on a s I should put on the soft beats. forget it. What'd you do, Dylan? Okay, so this was actually in a PPA tournament. It was in May. And I just remember trying to throw up a lob just to like cause confusion during a point. And

Dylan Vaughn: Dylan, tell us about the time you got your female partner murdered. Wait, hold on, I should put on the soft beats. forget it. What'd you do, Dylan? Okay, so this was actually in a PPA tournament. It was in May. And I just remember trying to throw up a lob just to like cause confusion during a point. And

SAM MAC: Tell us about the time you got your female partner murdered. Wait, hold on a s I should put on the soft beats. I'll forget it. What'd you do, Dylan? Okay, so this was actually in a PPA tournament. It was in May. And I just remember trying to throw up a lob just to like cause confusion during a point. And it was not a high enough lobby.

Hubert Phan: It was not a high enough lob

Dylan Vaughn: It was not a high enough lob

SAM MAC: And my partner got destroyed in the shoulder. It was bad. Yeah. Like And like the whole crowd was like they were shocked. Have you ever, and this is a question for any all of you, have you ever had a conversation with your mixed partner or your male partner? you know, what do you want me to do in the event that like you get murdered, whether it's on my behalf or not? Anybody had that qu qu had that conversation before?

Dylan Vaughn: and my partner got destroyed in the shoulder. It was bad. Yeah. Like and like the whole crowd was like, they were shocked. Have you ever, and this is a question for any all of you, have you ever had a conversation with your mixed partner or your male partner? you know, what do you want me to do in the event that like you get murdered, whether it's on my behalf or not? Anybody had that qu qu

Hubert Phan: and my partner got destroyed in the shoulder. It was bad. Yeah, like and like the whole crowd was like they were shocked. Have you ever, and this is a question for any all of you, have you ever had a conversation with your mixed partner or your male partner? you know, what do you want me to do in the event that like you get murdered, whether it's on my behalf or not? Anybody had that qu qu had that conversation before?

Dylan Vaughn: Had that conversation before? All right,

SAM MAC: Alright, well I have. Forty-four X20. Dink

Hubert Phan: Alright, well I have.

Dylan Vaughn: well I have.

SAM MAC: lob bank. When we play with someone long long enough, all the things happen, right? Especially when you practice. and I I I had the unfortunate circumstance of getting my my female partner bagged in practice once. And the and I remember when it happened, I don't know why, it was just my natural instinct. I like threw my hands up in the air and I was like

Hubert Phan: When you play with someone long long enough, all the things happen, right? Especially when you practice. and have I had the unfortunate circumstance of getting my my female partner bag and practice once. And the and I remember when it happened, I don't know why, it was just my natural instinct. I like threw my hands up in the air and I was

Dylan Vaughn: When you play with someone long long enough, all the things happen, right? Especially when you practice. and I I have I had the unfortunate circumstance of getting my my female partner bagged in practice once. And the and I remember when it happened, I don't know why, it was just my natural instinct. I like threw my hands up in the air and I was

Hubert Phan: like, It's all right, it's all right, she's cool, she's good. I don't I don't you know, impulse control, whatever. And I realized

Dylan Vaughn: like, It's all right, it's all right, she's cool, she's good. I don't I don't, you know, impulse control, whatever. And I realized

SAM MAC: It's all right, it's all right, she's cool, she's good. I don't I don't, you know, impulse control, whatever. And I realized in that moment when we were practicing that that probably wasn't the best way to handle that. So I, you know, in the next practice or the next practice, I pulled my partner aside and I said, Hey, I don't think I handled it that well. How do you want me to handle it the next time? And she's like, be a little bit more thoughtful.

Hubert Phan: in that moment when we were practicing that that probably wasn't the best way to handle that. So I, you know, in the next practice or the next practice, I pulled my partner aside and I said, Hey, I don't think I handled it that well. How do you want me to handle it the next time? And she's like, be a little bit more thoughtful.

Dylan Vaughn: in that moment when we were practicing that that probably wasn't the best way to handle that. So I, you know, in the next practi or the next practice, I pulled my partner aside and I said, Hey, I don't think I handled it that well. How do you want me to handle it the next time? And she's like, be a little bit more thoughtful.

SAM MAC: Ask ask if I'm okay. You know, and then back to business, like professional. And lo and behold,

Dylan Vaughn: Ask, ask if I'm okay. You know, and then back to business, like professional. And lo and behold,

Hubert Phan: Ask ask if I'm okay. You know, and then back to business, like professional. And lo and behold,

SAM MAC: I'm gonna name names. Hold on a second. Jansen Patio. I popped it up to you and you came out of nowhere and you just fucking smoked this thing at my partner I could hear her shoulder snap. man, and it was in a crucial point in the game.

Hubert Phan: I'm gonna name names. Hold on a second. Jansen Patio. I popped it up to you and you came out of nowhere and you just fucking smoked this thing at my partner, I could hear her shoulder snap. man, and it was in a crucial point in the game.

Dylan Vaughn: I'm gonna name names. Hold on a second. Jansen patio. I popped it up to you and you came out of nowhere and you just fucking smoked this thing at my partner I could hear her shoulders snap. man, and it was in a crucial point in the game.

SAM MAC: And it I mean it hurt watching. I'd never seen a body bag of this sort, I'd never received a body bag of this sort. And I know he felt bad, he felt sorry, he did all the appropriate stuff, and so did I. we walked to the back of the court, I checked on my partner and she had her paddle behind her eyes. I said, Are you okay? And then we had a private moment that I won't share. And you know, we went on with it. But gosh, guys, protect your ladies.

Dylan Vaughn: And it I mean it hurt watching.

Hubert Phan: And it I mean it hurt watching. I'd never seen a body bag of this sort. I'd never received a body bag of this sort.

Dylan Vaughn: I never seen a body bag of this sort. I've never received a body bag of this sort. And I know he felt bad. He felt sorry. He did all the appropriate stuff. And so did I. we walked to the back of the court. I checked on my partner and she had her paddle behind her eyes. I said, Are you okay? And then we had a private moment that I won't share. And you know, we went on with it. But gosh, guys, protect your ladies.

Hubert Phan: And I know he felt bad, he felt sorry, he did all the appropriate stuff, and so did I. we walked to the back of the court, I checked on my partner and she had her paddle behind her eyes. I said, Are you okay? And then we had a private moment that I won't share. And you know, we went on with it. But gosh, guys, protect your ladies,

SAM MAC: Protect your ladies.

Dylan Vaughn: Protect your ladies.

Hubert Phan: protect your ladies.

Dylan Vaughn: All right, I'm gonna

Hubert Phan: All right, I'm gonna

SAM MAC: All right, I'm gonna this is a question for all of you. I'm gonna play all your walk up music at once.

Hubert Phan: this is a question for all of you. I'm gonna put all your walk-up music at once.

Dylan Vaughn: This is a question for all of you. I'm gonna put all your walk-up music at once.

SAM MAC: Alright. For everyone, all at once, first person that comes to mind, who in this room are you most likely to go for a body bag on? Sam. Sam. Why? Why?

Dylan Vaughn: All right. For everyone, all at once, first person that comes to mind, who in this room are you most likely to go for a body bag on? Sam. So why? Why?

Hubert Phan: Alright. For everyone, all at once, first person that comes to mind, who in this room are you most likely to go for a body bag on? Sam. Sam. Why? Why?

Dylan Vaughn: it because I have a mouthpiece? I bet people were going for me way before the mouthpiece. It's just cause you talk a lot.

SAM MAC: Is it 'cause I have a mouthpiece? People were going for me way before the mouthpiece. Just cause you talk a lot.

Hubert Phan: Is it because I'm a mouthpiece? I might people were going for me way before the mouthpiece. It's just cause you talk a lot.

SAM MAC: Mm-hmm. Yeah. So if I lock in, I'll get bag blessed. You talk a lot of shit, Sam. Like on the court. I don't talk a lot of shit. Ask Hubert. I just talk. I talk a lot of kindness too. And it's a lot of shit sometimes. Hey Sam, that's not what you said when you lobbed me at that party. I was watching that match too. my god. yeah, you you don't want to talk about the game that I got off you, right? Hey, I thought you said wait, hold on.

Hubert Phan: Yeah. So if I lock in I'll get bag blessed. You talk a lot of shit, Sam. Like on the court. I don't talk a lot of shit. Ask Hubert. I just talk. I talk a lot of kindness too. And it's a lot of shit sometimes too. Hey Sam, that's not what you said when you lobbed me at that park.

Dylan Vaughn: Yeah. So if I lock in I'll get bag blessed. You talk a lot of shit, Sam. Like on the court. I don't talk a lot of shit. Ask Hubert. I just talk. I talk a lot of kindness too. And it's a lot of shit sometimes too. Hey Sam, that's not what you said when you lobbed me at that park. yeah, you you don't want to talk about the game that I got off you, right? Hey, I thought you said wait, hold on. One in four, baby. No, no, okay. Hold on. We

Hubert Phan: yeah, y you don't want to talk about the game that I got off you, right? Hey, I thought you said wait, hold on. One in four, baby. No, no, no. We

SAM MAC: One in four, baby! No, no, okay, hold on. We No no no. We don't have time for this. We don't have time for this. I have so much stories. I have so much story right now. All right, gentlemen. We've talked about giving body bags, we've talked about receiving them, we've talked about revenge, we've talked about apologies, we've talked about what's fair, what's not fair, and all night I've been keeping track. Let's see.

Hubert Phan: don't have time for this. We don't have time for this. I have so much to say right now. All right, gentlemen. We've talked about giving body bags. We've talked about receiving them. We've talked about revenge. We've talked about apologies.

Dylan Vaughn: No, y'all, we don't have time for this. We don't have time for this. I have so much to say right now. All right, gentlemen. We've talked about giving body bags. We've talked about receiving them. We've talked about revenge. We've talked about apologies. We talked about what's fair, what's not fair. And all night I've been keeping track. Let's see.

Hubert Phan: We talked about what's fair, what's not fair, and all night I've been keeping track. Let's see.

SAM MAC: Dylan has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Hubert Phan: Dylan has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

Dylan Vaughn: Dylan has one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

SAM MAC: I'm not gonna do the button for everybody else. Adam, you conveniently have eight. And Hubert, you have twelve. shoot. Hey. When I get those. Don't worry about it. All right.

Dylan Vaughn: I'm not gonna do the button for everybody else. Adam, you conveniently have eight. And Hubert, you have twelve. shoot. Hey. When I get those. Don't worry about it. All right.

Hubert Phan: I'm not gonna do the button for everybody else. Adam, you conveniently have eight. And Hubert, you have twelve. shoot. Hey. When did I get those? Don't worry about it. All right.

SAM MAC: You gotta talk about your best bag. You never even said what's your best body bag. Going. Did you say? shit. You didn't your best one. And it's wait. My best body bag was actually two near misses. I don't think this is the best one, but it's the most fucked up one.

Hubert Phan: You gotta talk about your best bag. You never even said what's your best body bag. Yeah, wait. What did you say? you didn't say your best one. Hand it to me and I'll ask ya. My best body bag was actually two near misses. I don't think this is the best one, but it's the most fucked up one.

Dylan Vaughn: You gotta talk about your best bag. You never even said what's your best body bag. Yeah, wait. D did you say? you didn't say your custom. Hand it to me. My best body bag was actually two near misses. I don't think this is the best one, but it's the most fucked up one.

SAM MAC: It's gotta be a nasty Nelson that you've done. This is the this is the worst thing that I've seen happen on a pickleball court and it actually didn't touch anybody, but there were two almost bags. I was playing mixed first game, I think we were losing eight to six, and the ball goes up, and it's one of those balls where I should be putting this away at the feet, and I fucking send this ball straight at this woman's head, like at the back fence. It's like she had to she had to duck.

Dylan Vaughn: It's gonna be a nasty Nelson that you've done. This is the this is the worst thing that I've seen happen on a pickleball court and it actually didn't touch anybody, but there were two almost bags. I was playing mixed first game, I think we were losing eight to six, and the ball goes up and it's one of those balls where I should be putting this away at the feet, and I

Hubert Phan: It's gotta be a nasty Nelson that you've done. This is the this is the worst thing that I've seen happen on a pickleball court and it actually didn't touch anybody, but there were two almost bags. I was playing mixed first game, I think we were losing eight to six, and the ball goes up, and it's one of those balls where I should be putting this away at the feet, and I fucking send this ball straight at this woman's head, like at the back fence. It's like she had to she had to duck.

Dylan Vaughn: Fucking send this ball straight at this woman's head, like at the back fence. And it's like she had to, she had to duck.

SAM MAC: And it was like, and that was that's one of those ones where you really wanna say sorry. Right? Yeah. I'm like, sorry, sorry. Next play, same ball, same ball com same ball comes up. And naturally I'm gonna kill the f this fucking thing or I'm gonna send it again, right? And I go like this and I just hit this little Adam Regos like tiny dropper.

Dylan Vaughn: And it was like, and that was that's one of those ones where you really want to say sorry, right? Yeah. sorry, sorry. Next play, same ball, same ball come, same ball comes up. And naturally I'm gonna kill the this fucking thing, or I'm gonna send it again, right? And I go like this, and I just hit this little Adam Rigos, like tiny dropper.

Hubert Phan: And it was like, and that was that's one of those ones where you really want to say sorry, right? Yeah. sorry, sorry. Next play, same ball, same ball cup same ball comes up. And naturally I'm gonna kill the this fucking thing, or I'm gonna send it again, right? And I go like this, and I just hit this little Adam Ragos like tiny dropper, and

SAM MAC: And the woman's knees just like buckled. Yeah, it was way it was way meaner. And she withdrew from the tournament out into the parking lot. Wow. Drop shots can be. Did you say sorry after that? I said I was s I said sorry and I fucking meant it. Wait, so she just quit after that? Yeah, wait, yeah. I mean, I I don't know what the X ray said. Wow. she actually got hurt. she actually got hurt.

Dylan Vaughn: And the woman's knees just like buckled. That's meaner than a bad. Yeah, it was way it was way meaner. And she withdrew from the tournament out in the into the parking lot. Wow, drop shots community. Did you say sorry after that? I said I was I said sorry and I fucking meant it. Wait, so she just quit? I thought she Yeah, I did. I mean I I don't know what the x-ray said. Wow. she actually she actually got hurt.

Hubert Phan: the woman's knees just like buckled. That's meaner than a bad Yeah, it was way it was way meaner. And she withdrew from the tournament out in into the parking lot. Wow. drop shots can be. Did you say sorry after that? I said I was I said sorry and I fucking meant it. Wait, so she just quit after that? I mean I I don't know what the X ray said. Wow. she actually she actually got hurt. I mean, yeah, it didn't look it didn't look good at all. Her it would look like Derek Rose. It looked horrible. I still feel bad about it.

SAM MAC: I mean, yeah, it didn't look it didn't look good at all. Her it would look like Derek Rose. It looked horrible. I still feel bad about it, but

Dylan Vaughn: I mean, yeah, it didn't look it didn't look good at all. It would look like Derek Rose. It looked horrible. I still feel bad about it, but yeah, I never saw her after that. I think I might have ended her pickleball career. Wow. Nasty drop shots worse than like body bag sometimes. We should do a whole episode on drop shots. Well ankle breaker. No, we're gonna do a let's do a whole episode on drop shots and lobs. Ankle breaker.

SAM MAC: yeah, I never saw her after that. I think I might have ended her pickleball career. Nasty drop shots worse than like body bag sometimes. Dude, we should do a whole episode on drop shots. Well ankle breakers. No, we're gonna do a let's do a whole episode on drop shots and lobs.

Hubert Phan: yeah, I never saw her after that. I think I might have ended her pickleball career. Nasty drop shots worse than like body bags sometimes. Dude, we should do a whole episode on drop shots. Well ankle breakers. No, we're gonna do a let's do a whole episode on drop shots and lobs. Ankle breakers.

SAM MAC: Ankle breakers. Yeah. All right, let me get back to this. Okay, so gentlemen, we've talked about giving body backs, receiving them, revenge, apology, what's fair, what's not fair, the biggest hits, the biggest bruises, all that stuff. And you've been hearing me all night ding this button.

Dylan Vaughn: this.

Hubert Phan: acres. All right, let me get back to this. Okay, so.

Dylan Vaughn: Okay, so gentlemen, we've talked about giving body bags, receiving them, revenge, apology, what's fair, what's not fair, the biggest hits, the biggest bruises, all that stuff. And you've been hearing me all night ding this button.

Hubert Phan: Gentlemen, we've talked about giving body bags, receiving them, revenge, apology, what's fair, what's not fair, the biggest hits, the biggest bruises, all that stuff. And you've been hearing me all night ding this button.

SAM MAC: Arbitrarily. And I'm sure you've been wondering what it's it for. Ask me. Hey Sam, what's it for? I'm glad you guys asked. Coming up next, we've got a big surprise for ya. We're gonna take this thing in the other room.

Dylan Vaughn: arbitrarily. And I'm sure you've been wondering what it's it for. Ask me. Hey Sam, what's it for? I'm glad you guys asked. Coming up next, we've got a big surprise for you. We're gonna take this thing in the other room.

Hubert Phan: Arbitrarily. And I'm sure you've been wondering what it's it for. Ask me. Hey Sam, what's it for? I'm glad you guys asked. Coming up next, we've got a big surprise for ya. We're gonna take this thing in the other room.

Sam Orlansky: me. Here we go guys let's go the other room go grab your paddles go grab a paddle somewhere which one hits the does this thing work can't wait to body bags

Hubert: Alright guys, and we're back. And it wouldn't be a body bag episode if we weren't given a couple body bags. Like I promised, we got a point system, we've got our paddles, and now it's time for these guys to get their revenge on me. Here we go guys. Can't wait to body bags. Alright guys, they say that I talk shit. They say that I need a mouthpiece. Well let's take this thing to extreme. Let's get these body bags going. Hubert's got eight. Dylan's got eight. Adam's got eight. Let's get it boys!! Alright. wait. A pickleball can't hurt you. Don't say sorry unless it's a headshot or a nutshot. Because it doesn't hurt. Come on, let's be tough. So age before beauty, Let's go. Back back up. I'm gonna get a little more scared. look, I was scared. Are we going? Go. Can I turn around? Can I turn around? That's one. Wait, do we have to go under anything? Okay. I don't care. Do each, go, go for it. Go. Come on, cousin, positivity. Let's go. your backhand sucks I didn't know. hold on, let me close my eyes. Back up. Hold on. Hold on. Back up. Okay, come. My turn. I know. you Can we do this after everybody? No, say Dylan. Hey Dylan! Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Hold on, hold on. Hold on. Let's go! Alright! Wait, hold on. Hey, we should do this for this for every tournament, remember? We should. Okay, hold on, I got it. Alright. Sideways. Hey, you ain't seen nothing yet. Hey, what up, what up, what up pickleheads! Nobody home! Nobody home! I'm cutting you off at eight. That was four. Okay, go! Go! Call me hard! Alright, quick inventory. Okay. the angle. Hold on, hold on. that's what we like. Okay, is this all we got? How many more do you got? Two more. Everybody everybody got two more. That's it. you got two. Hold on, I I'm not I can't look at you. Hold on, I can't look at you. Ready? No. yeah, I'm cheap. Okay, I'm ready. Stop man. You're a bitch. Yeah. I want to thank the listeners, I want to thank my cousin Adam, I wanna thank Dylan, and I wanna thank the young boy Hubert. Alright, one last shot on your guy, MOUTHPIECESAM otherwise known as JOCKSTRAPSAM Here we go! Alright. Alright, ready? Three, two, one. Alright, so with under further investigation, it looks like Sam is incapacitated. So we're episode there. Hubert and Adam signing off for 44X20 Pickleball. Have a good rest of your night. Stay safe. And don't get body bag like this guy. Alright. Boom.